Tuesday, November 10, 2009
WFA in the News
Sunday, October 25, 2009
H1N1
1. Wash your hands often (and if you haven't gotten that message, you are from off-world).
2. Keep your hands off your face unless you are eating or bathing (and wash your hands before eating).
3. Gargle twice a day to rinse out germs that might have entered your mouth. Listerine works fine, but so does warm, salty water.
4. Blow your nose at least once a day. A quick swabbing with salt-water-soaked cotton would be even better.
5. Get enough vitamin C via fresh fruits and veggies and/or supplements.
6. Drink plenty of warm fluids, such as coffee and tea, every day. It's sort of like gargling in reverse. Flu germs in your mouth are flushed into your tummy where they cannot survive.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Bagged Arms Go Numb
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Charlie Houston
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Sprained Ankles
Monday, August 31, 2009
Two-Step Disinfection
Sunday, August 16, 2009
How to Die
My newest book, How To Die In The Outdoors: 110 Grisly Ways to Croak, can be ordered pre-publication now at www.amazon.com. Here is an excerpt:
"One of America's greatest losses, bison (Bison bison) once flowed like a vast, hairy sea, numbering in the millions, from the Alleghenies to the Sierra Nevada, from southern Texas to the Great Slave Lake in Canada, wandering in search of grass and water. Resembling old world buffaloes, North American bison are a different species distinguished by massive, shaggy heads and shoulders and relatively small hindquarters. A mature bull may reach 6.5 feet in height and weigh in at more than a ton. Unmolested, they are a docile group, what remains of them, not given to harming humans.
Often viewed with pet-like affection by tourists to areas where they are protected, bison are sometimes pressed too closely by humans, arousing their sense of preservation, a survival instinct that has caused bison attacks in parks to outnumber bear attacks by more than four to one. Thundered into by the huge weight and muscle of a bison, you'll go somersaulting, coming to a stop battered, bruised, probably broken, and often dead. In addition, a horn or two will have gored you, in the butt if you’re running away, in the abdomen if you face the charge. Your day will really fall apart if you happen to disturb an old bull whose herd follows nervously after him. In such a case of trampling, depending on the size of the herd, what is left of you may be difficult to recognize and separate from the chips of dung that typically litter bison feeding grounds.
To Live: American bison rarely charge a human unless they approach to within 25 feet or less.